April 2012
130 posts
“Keep me on the height”
– Keep me informed
“You have to fish that self out”
– Find it out
“Cooking, that is totally my thing”
– I love to cook
“That is all good and well, but … !”
– Besides…
“How is it, come in, go sit, what go you drink?”
– Welcome!
“What is that for a beast?”
– WTF is this shit?
“We are there on for the effort”
– We did this shit for nothing
“Man man man”
– Oh boy !
“They are getting married, it is from the must”
– She’s knocked up while they’re not married yet
“I lay strike therefrom”
– ROFL
“Yes hello say”
– Oh come on
“It is five for twelve”
– It is now or never
“Hello, I’m calling for the following”
– I want to talk to you about this item
“This walks out of the hand”
– Shit just got real
“Thank your cock for making this dinner”
– Thank you chef!
“That is with the hairs pulled”
– That’s strongly exaggerated
“Now you fall me against”
– I thought better of you
“What throw they now inside”
– Look who we’ve got here
“So on the first face that sees there not bad out”
– This looks promising
“Come that against”
– You don’t want to experience that
“Inderdeed!”
– Yes indeed
“I ask myself off”
– I’m wondering
I am not to stop: another one →
“My nicebrother has an innail”
– My brother in law has a nail growing in his toe
“S.O.S. Dick”
– What have we learned today?
“Really where!”
– I shit you not
“That can overcome the best”
– Everyone can have a bad day
Shaked another blog out of my sleeve →
“Do her inside! Do her inside!”
– Give this lady a kiss
“Turn back on the round point, on the crosspoint left and then it’s on the...”
– Just some directions to my place
“We meet at the endmeet”
– See you at the finish
“It rains blowjob steals”
– Heavy rain
“He has water in his basement”
– He wears the same pants as Bent Van Looy
“Do not give too and stand on your stripes”
– Don’t concede, stay by your toughts
“Those outlanders are pooping like rabbits”
– In some cultures it is normal to have a lot of kids
“He saw as bleak as a like”
– He look like shit
“SICK LIKE A DOG”
– I feel me very sick today, I think I have a falling, it’s better om in bed to stay, I go the doctor calling. I’ve chickenvel tot in my hair, the snot is running out my nose, and I see nothing else than stars when my both eyes are close. I feel myself slap and dizzy, I shake, I sweat, I...
“Go Mr. Bean!”
– Paris-Roubaix today
“It is not allowed to inhale”
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“The Christman comes trough the open heard”
– Santa is coming down the chimney
“My olders are going out of each other”
– My parents are getting divorced
“I hate you welcome”
– Welcome
“We go out eaten”
– Tonight we go the restaurant
“Tommorow I will be weather with more weather”
– Old catchphrase from Frank Deboosere
“The world is after soap”
– We’re doomed
“Mmmm, I have sin in something”
– Romelu Lukaku wants a Kinder Bueno
“You are too dumb to help it thunder”
– You’re an idiot
“Let the grass grow, drive it never off again”
– Sam Gooris - Greatest Hits
“It is green! A frog?”
– Stupid joke when someone is waiting for the lights to turn to green
“The Week-End stands before the door, time to clean my shovel off”
– Yes! Week-End! 