“You are too dumb to help it thunder”
—You’re an idiot
April 2012
130 posts
“Let the grass grow, drive it never off again”
—Sam Gooris - Greatest Hits
“It is green! A frog?”
—Stupid joke when someone is waiting for the lights to turn to green
“The Week-End stands before the door, time to clean my shovel off”
—Yes! Week-End!
“My cheeks do pain of the laughen”
—Laughing with tears
“And then, out of the nothing he gave me a header”
—For no reason at al, I received a headbutt (a headbutt WTF???)
“Yesterday was there really over. I drink never no more”
—I’m baning alcohol after yesterday’s party
“You see there good out”
—You look really nice
“Hold up there with”
—Stop it!
“An empty back beer is a lot of station money”
—You receive cash for returning empty beer bottles
“He is on standing foot fired”
—He was fired immediately
“I swear it, see self then”
—look, if you don’t believe me
“Yes and then”
—So?
“I remember it me well, it was as if it was yesterday”
—I remember it vividly
“I am there not crazy from”
—Sort of want
“I was underway to the work but it was bumperdriving again”
—I was stuck in a traffic jam this morning
“Have a nice Easter Vacancy and I hope the clocks will bring you eggs”
—Happy Easter!
“I will not let it thereby, I will undertake steps”
—You’ll hear from my lawyer
“I can not help you with your English housework because I am there not good in”
—Your English home assignment is too difficult for me
